Deez nuts jokes

Warning: This article contains information which is extremely dangerous. Read at your own risk. Deez nuts jokes are jokes used on the Bench Woman discord and other discords with members from the Bench Woman discord using them to trick the victim into a state of confusion, only to be shocked that the outcome of the joke is a reference to sexual intercourse. These jokes and the images surrounding them were popularized by users CalamariSteve and Strawberry Syrup.

Guess what came in the mail today?
This deez nuts joke was popularized by the platform vine and has been pulled off by Strawberry Syrup targeting the user Diseased Hamster. The joke goes "guess what came into the mail today?" the victim would then ask "what?" and the joke would be ended by "deez nuts"

Guess what?
While this joke isn't a deez nuts joke or a reference to sexual intercourse however it is one of the most comedic and used bait and switch joke of this caliber to be used on the bench man realm. The joke would go as follows: "Guess what?" the victim would then ask "what" and the culprit would end the joke with a picture of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson with the caption of "chicken butt"

2
This joke is very simple yet very effective, the person making the joke would ask the victim something along the lines of "did you get 2 yet?" the victim would then respond with "2 what?" and the culprit of the joke would end the joke with "2 balls in yo mouth"

Howard
Never ask who howard is ever. Under no circumstances. EVER.

8on
8on is a very funny reference to oral sexual intercourse where the person making the joke would ask something along the lines of "did you hear the new 8on policies?" then when the victim asks "what is 8on?" the joke would end with "8on this dick" referring to a very hilarious oral sex joke.

CD
C-Deez nuts