Blue Line

Blue “The Chad” Line is a sentient linear being most known for being the CEO of LiNE Modelling. Born in 1884, Line was recognized as one of the most iconic shapes in the Linear Kingdom, where his parents, Mr. Red and Mrs. Green Line, resided. In 1896, at only 16 years old, Line came out against what he called the oppressive government of the Linear Kingdom. The king of the Linear Kingdom, Bluier Line, confessed hatred for Blue Line’s competition; it was brought to public attention in 1904 that Bluier Line had ordered his servants to execute Blue Line in the year prior. Shortly after, Blue Line escaped the Linear Kingdom and was granted free citizenship to the adjacent Quadrilateral Kingdom under refugee status.

Family Life
Blue Line married Brown Line in 1910, however, they have both confessed to being in an open relationship due to the nature of a portion of Mr. Line’s modeling work. Brown Line produced a child in 1914 named Yellow Line (see Criticisms).

Career
Blue Line started the modeling company, LiNE Modelling, in the year 1894, shortly before he was ousted by the government of the Linear Kingdom. After Blue Line emigrated from the Linear Kingdom, he registered LiNE Modelling with the government of the Quadrilateral Kingdom. LiNE Modelling continued to grow rapidly, doubling their profits within two years. Proponents have attributed this success to Blue Line’s “creative explosion” after being in a freer environment. Others have stated that the success is related to Blue Line’s beautiful body. At the age of 137 years, has remained “...just as beautiful as in his infancy.” according to the famous artist Chartreuse Trapezoid.

Criticisms
Blue Line has been criticized by several artists for his unimaginative poses, including sitting in a pink convertible and standing. Mr. Line has not responded to these criticisms. Blue Line’s artistic style has been most criticized by Bluier Line, the king of the Linear Kingdom, who also owns his own modeling company, Liner Industries.

Despite the insistence of Blue Line, experts at the Color Institute of the Triangular Kingdom have doubted that Yellow Line is the son of Blue Line because yellow contains no blue. Several of them have suspected that White Line (also a citizen of the Quadrilateral Kingdom) is having a scandalous relationship with Brown Line, although none of these facts have been confirmed. Other experts affirm a more controversial stance, saying that, despite common conception, the skin color of linear creatures is not related to genealogy. Others, including Blue Line, refute both of these stances.